Monday, July 14, 2008

Weekend Recap: Weddings, A to Z

I've been attending to wedding duties (not my own) for the past few days. Here's a list of what happened, from A to Z.
  • Attentively stood near an altar in a church. I only laughed out loud twice.
  • Beat the groom in a game of horse while waiting for the ceremony to start.
  • Crapped it up on a golf course...twice.
  • Drove around mid-Michigan and the Metro D to fulfill wedding duties.
  • Engulfed a filet, chicken breast, salad, and much more at the head table.
  • Forgot dress socks for my tux. I'm on top of it, yes I am.
  • Got awesome with Sparty. Photos soon...
  • Hit the floor, the dance floor.
  • Intently waited...for a couple hours...for various wedding-related things...but I didn't mind.
  • Joyfully found a dive bar to waste a couple hours in.
  • Kneeled painfully during one of the photos. I'm sure that one will look good.
  • Loved being by my lady's side all weekend.
  • Met a bunch of new people.
  • Never doubted I'd have a great time and see a beautiful ceremony.
  • Offered a lump sum payment to the bartender for a vodka tonic after the bar closed. He declined.
  • Putted great on Sunday, terrible on Thursday. Go figure.
  • Quit being awake pretty early on Sunday, it was a long weekend!
  • Rejoiced that a friend brought an extra wedding card for me to snatch.
  • Saw some peeps I hadn't seen in a while.
  • Taught my Wolverine girlfriend that arch-enemies can get along.
  • Undid my good fortune on the poker table by being greedy.
  • Vacuumed some Taco Bell into my belly.
  • Wrecked my boutonniere during photos. It lasted for six hours though!
  • X-box or PS3...I'd like one...maybe for my wedding...
  • Yelled "HEY!" really loud to make a point about how to get kids' attention.
  • Zingers aplenty this weekend. Hopefully that continues!


Favorite Stoplight Pepper Color: Red, of course.

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